I can’t fully explain what is about that 4pm to 5pm time slot everyday, but after 5pm, all verbal filters are off, and this is the result.
“I got a prize in my Goldfish!!!!! Oh, it’s just a coupon. ”
“I’ve devoted so much time to hating her that now I don’t have a legitimate reason.”
“It’s good to know that I can be in life I can be a p*ssy and still get by.”
“I’m still at the age where alcohol is still a form of currency.”
“What do you think the repercussions are of eating an entire box of Triscuits in one day?”